bullshitting an essay and getting a good grade for it
WAKE UP POTTER
WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO
Listen here, you little shit…
Saturn was NOT a single lady.
"I’ll tell him not to go to a play. Ever."
you should not hit dogs
This made me smile
I didn’t know elephants eat that…
giraffes are heartless animals
what does this mean
green eggs and ram
i saw that and shut my laptop and walked away for a solid minute
Photographer Mattias Klum from National Geographic gets close and personal with a lion.
"and all of a sudden you feel very small" damn right
whenever i see these post-apocalyptic films set in the USA where everyone is pretty much just killing each other with no mention of other nations i always just assume that the rest of the world is fine and has learnt how to resume life as normal
my wallet is empty just like my soul